Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Boko Haram Poison Beans
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my
dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate
man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! 😂😂😂😂😂
If na u, wetin u go
do the gate man? ????😡😡😡😡
dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate
man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! 😂😂😂😂😂
If na u, wetin u go
do the gate man? ????😡😡😡😡
The Ironed Ears
A man went to his office one morning with burnt ears.
His boss asked: "What happened to your ears?"
He explained: "I was ironing my clothes in the morning when you called and I mistakenly received the iron."
Boss: "What happened to the other ear too?"
He answered: " You called two times, Sir!"
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